First I must say, I love my friends dearly. But some of them have a tendency to say INCREDIBLY STUPID THINGS!!!
My friend Suzy called me from Boston when I was living in Arizona. "Where are you?" she asked.
"I'm climbing up Camelback Mountain" I replied.
"Did you bring a first aid kit?" she inquired.
"No, I didn't bring a first aid kit", I said slightly annoyed.
"What if you get bitten by a snake? Did you at least bring a cell phone?"
You guessed it! She's blonde!
Another friend of mine always uses familiar expressions but he has never gotten one right. One time I got back at him for something he did and he said, "This time the shoe's on the other hand!"
Another time we were waiting for someone and he said, "you know what they say, a watched clock never boils".
I had to point out to him that a clock won't boil no matter what you do to it.
A tird time we stopped off at a store to do a couple of things and he said, "We can go in here and kill one bird with two stones".
I could go on, but let's end there.