Written by Auntie Matter

Sunday, 18 December 2016

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1. I'm signing nothing!
2. George Brown, George W. Bush and his dad as well as Henry Kissinger, Barack Obama and J.K. Rowling are all tools, all phonies.
3. Hiram Abiff is an idiotic myth and you should all grow up.
4. Your controllers of the 'upper degrees' are laughing their asses off at the gullibles clinging to the lower rungs. Right?
5. Money is not God.
6. Sex is of no real importance in life.
7. Harry Potter is a total rip-off.
8. Aleister Crowley was a psycho.
9. Albert Pike was a psycho.
10. Jesus Christ is real and the Pope is Baphomet.
11. Evolution is a pile of shite. Man is not a thing.
12. The sheeple will waken up one of these days despite your control of banks, media and governments.
13. Nobody in government or responsible public office should be a member of this fucking, clandestine, money-driven, corn-driven, greed-driven, secret society whose esoteric 'truths' are not worth knowing and who are at the beginning, middle and end of all our madness and misery.

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