Donald Trump, Republican candidate for President of the U.S., gave a press conference and announced that he and his team had solved the riddle of where all the evil clowns around the U.S. were coming from.
"This is all a plot by Obama and Hillary. The reasons are obvious" said Trump. He then listed the reasons:
1. People will be too scared of evil clowns to go out and vote for Trump.
2. The evil clowns will vote multiple times for Hillary, using different clown disguises each time.
3. People will mistake Trump, with his wild orange hair and crazy antics, for an evil clown and attack him.
"We must take action!" shouted Trump at a rally.
Later, Trump will deny that he did anything to incite violence against clowns when Bozo and Ronald McDonald are brutally attacked.