When I grow up I'm gonna be rich and powerful, and then you'll see, I'll get back at all of you. (Sniff). I'm gonna have lawyers and I'll sue all of you and hurt you real bad. You'll be sorry. (Sniff) Some day I'm gonna grow up and I'm gonna be president, and then you'll be sorry. When I become president I'm gonna have all of you thrown in jail. (Sniff) I'm gonna be the most popular guy and I'm gonna have the best girlfriends and everyone is gonna love me. And my teddy bear is gonna be my vice-president. (Sniff, sniff). You'll be sorry you were mean to me (Sniff), when I grow up.
Written by Philip J. Moss
Thursday, 13 October 2016
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