Top Secret ....Destroy after reading.
The battle between MI5 and MI6 has got worse than the conflict between Man U and Man C with people snubbed in public and backs turned at the appropriate moment.
The Queen is disturbed by these events and has decided to appoint Prince Charles to head up a new secret bureau of spies to be known as KC2 short for King Charles 2.
It was not until the Queen set up KC2 that unfortunately it could be seen as the initials for King Charles II, who lost his head after shouting too loud.
Don't forget to destroy this secret missive immediately.