Written by Doug Burrell

Wednesday, 25 April 2007

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(New York) Rudy Giuliani's Presidential campaign released today what they're calling a top ten list of bad things that will happen if a democrat wins the next Presidential election. Democrats are calling the list a scare tactic, but haven't denied any of the claims.

  1. Your mother will die!
  2. Sanjaya will get his own music/variety show on network TV
  3. Rosie O'Donnell will be nominated for the Supreme Court
  4. Locusts will plague the earth
  5. Sheryl Crow will become head of Environmental Protection Agency
  6. You will go to hell for all eternity
  7. Old people will starve to death
  8. Gentlemen's clubs will open back up in New York City
  9. Spanish will become our official language
  10. The world will explode!

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