At least not anymore.
No more nice little junky prizes to look forward to in the Cracker Jack package. They are being replaced by -- hold onto your hats -- digital codes for mobile games! Can you believe it?
I'm a big fan of digital stuff. But NOT in my Cracker Jack package where I'm looking for a junky little surprise to brighten my day NOW.
Phooey, phooey, phooey.
What is the world coming to?
I hate change. I also hate people who argue that change is good for all of us. They're just plain wrong. A pox on their house.
I have only four words for the Cracker:
Hit the road, Jack!