Written by Al N.

Saturday, 19 March 2016

image for Report on What North Korea Spends Their Aid Money On Rumor has it the North Koreans who were responsible for the last bomb dud were at Ground Zero for thiis one.

Washington, DC Naldrett Investigations Magazine has just concluded an in-depth report compiled from secret wiretaps recorded from within the North Korean regime.

Apparently, all of the aid money from the U.S. and Canada to North Korea used to go directly into the accounts of Kim Jong-Un and his uncle. Since his uncle was executed by Kim, it all goes directly to the Boy Dictator.

Sources reveal the money was not exactly spent on rice for the people. Mr. Kim Jong-Un, when he first took power a few years ago, used to spend all of his money on video games. He still has the largest collection in the world.

However, video games lost their allure when he realized he could do everything he did in the video games for real, including raping women and killing hundreds of people, some with anti-aircraft weaponry.

Over the last few years, his toys have gotten bigger, and since Kim still has the mental age of a teenager, ever since he achieved total power in North Korea, his toys have gotten louder. He loves shooting off rockets and exploding big bombs.

The study concluded that placing new sanctions on the North Koreans probably won't hurt anyone but Mr. Kim Jong-Un.

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