Written by J.B.Arthur

Monday, 23 November 2015

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Dear diary,

*sigh

I have been working for five years on the International Anti-Terrorism Forensic Task Force and after examining the Paris attacks I have yet again come to the conclusion that it was the governments that were behind this.

It's always the freakin' governments!

Boston - government!
Charlie Hebdo - government!
Australia - government!

And my superiors (obviously) don't want to know. I mean, the freakin PEOPLE know it's all the governments creating these false flags so why won't we just admit it?

I'm thinking of quitting and retiring somewhere peaceful like Mali. Shit, not Mali - Bali

Mary said why don't I whistleblow a bit but I told her Julian Assange is imprisoned in an embassy and Edward Snowden is free to go anywhere in Russia. Nothing against Putin (ok lots but irrelevant here) I don't want to live in a dictatorship where one man in power just does whatever he feels like and all his press love him, so I'm staying in the US for now.

Maybe when my two sons have grown up and stopped voting Republican I think I will be able to do what I want to in life

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