Written by Dick Sheerer

Friday, 31 July 2015

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Bicycling- The growing popularity of this activity illustrates the utterly obvious infiltration of obsessive pseudo-sexual perversion running rampant throughout society like a bicyclist running through a red light at a busy intersection. The term "bicycle" is a combination of two root words meaning bi (as in bipolar or bisexual), and cycle (as in vicious cycle or recycled waste). The underlying definition of a bicycle is manifest in the way it was engineered, but the full scope of the design is experienced when it is ridden.

Riders grip the penis-shaped handlebars while the penis-shaped seat digs deep into to their crotch (ouch!). The fact that they like it says volumes about bicyclists. The move forward they pump on pedals, which may indicate pedophilia is at play.

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Topics: Bicycle, life
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