Written by G Varnam

Thursday, 19 April 2007

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Two Muggles went for a walk to an enchanted castle near a lake on August 14th 1995. "Most times when Muggles came to the castle they run out scared," said Professor Dumbledore. But these two Muggles will have a different surprise. They are both 13 years old. They approached Hogsmeade and looked at the town. They wasn't any activity there.

The one boy knew how to get into the castle by going into Honey Dukes. They picked the lock and went in. Inside, the shelves were all empty. It looks like the store hadn't been used for years. They both went downstairs into the basement. The boy removed the rug over the trapdoor and they went inside.

They went along the tunnel until they came up the witch's statue. The boy looked around and found no one and got out. His friend followed him and they explored the castle. They went into the great hall and one of the boys looked up. There was an UFO hovering above the great hall. When they saw it; they ran into the castle and went up the stairs. Two gray aliens were following the boys. The boys ran into a dead end. One of the boys spotted an entrance behind a tapestry. The boys went up a flight of stairs. They both had to jump over a missing stir.

They came up into a hallway of paintings. The aliens were pursuing them close behind. They found the portrait of the fat lady. She was sleeping. The boys swing the portrait open and went into the Gryffindor common room. The aliens came in as well and the boys head up a flight of stairs into bedrooms they enter one of the bedrooms and close the door and barricade the door.

Suddenly a ghost appeared and said, "Muggles in the castle! Muggles in the castle! Muggles in the castle!" The aliens come through the door and barricade. The ghost attack the aliens, but with no effect. Suddenly a window opens and the boys were caught in an anti gravity beam and were bought on board the craft.

The aliens stared at the boys. They both were taken into an examination room and they both boys pass out. Later they woke up and saw an old man staring down at them. The boys were already traumatized by the aliens that they were glad to be back on earth. They told this incredible story.

The old man listened and said, "I can't believe this. No aircraft can fly over here. They would lose power before they come to close to this castle." Hagrid came in and told the old man what happen that after noon.

The boys' story turned out was true. Dumbledore was at a loss as to why that aircraft wasn't affected by the enchantments that this school has. One of the boys said, "This craft isn't a Muggle craft! This craft came from another planet outside of our solar system. They are far advance by over 2000 years over any Muggle technology! I hope I never get to see these aliens again!"

The two boys were taken to the hospital wing and slept the night. The next day the boys left Hogwarts and reenter the Muggle world again. They told about their encounter of a UFO and gray aliens. Albus Dumbledore was puzzle by this bizarre event. When the staff was told about this; it send chills up on everyone's backs. Hogwarts was never the same again.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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