Written by Dick Sheerer

Wednesday, 22 July 2015

ADMINISTRATION

Crimes of the educational establishment are planned and perpetrated by wicked weasels who can't get real jobs like responsible adults, so they make a career out of exploiting helpless little children who are victims at the mercy of these despicable administrators. Out of all the people in society school administrators are on the biggest power trip because they have hundreds of students under their control.

School age kids are minors with no legal rights and their parents relinquish their own guardianship of the kids to the administrators. That's why pedophiles are attracted to this profession. They have access to so many kids and no one suspects them because they're too busy suspecting the teachers. They are the overlords of the school district with the power to manipulate the faculty and staff to make it possible for them to molest the student body.

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