Written by Braindarts

Tuesday, 21 July 2015

Convicted of murder,and neither could cope,
They decided escaping was their only hope.
They befriended a seamstress and they drew up a plan,
When the guards fell asleep the two men began.

The job could take months, Rome wasn't built in one day,
But they were both serving life, there was no reason to stay.
The woman smuggled them hacksaws, the men cut through a wall, Found their way through the catwalks, into a drainpipe they crawled.

They came out through a manhole, it must've been late, but their ride wasn't there and there was just no time to wait.
They ran into the bushes, they ran through the trees, but by the time the guards noticed, they were gone like the breeze.

The State brought in the choppers, four wheelers, and more, and then five hundred cops began knocking on doors.
The two men were running for nearly three weeks, the police dogs weren't broken, they just couldn't smell feet.
Now, you may find this funny, but lets not be confused, that's our taxpayers dollars that are being abused.

Over eight hundred cops on the ground and up high still weren't able to locate those two escaped guys.
If they could only find something, just one little clue,
I'm sure someone amongst them would know what to do.

They told us they're doing "Whatever it takes", that sooner or later, they'll make a mistake.
Then, it finally happened ! " I heard a cough", someone said.,
Then they spotted the convict and they blew off his head.

They searched the whole area, but no sign of his friend.
Where could he have gone, and where the heck had they been ?
Please say it's not so, It just cannot be true,
How could he get passed us, where could he get through ?

These cops all receive training, they've learned all that they could, but sometimes their best just isn't that good.
Two more days passed before they located their man,
A cop pointed his Glock and put two rounds in his can.

The Governor spoke; "It's over", he said. " One convict's in custody, the other ones dead".
There'll be lots of questions, they'll probably change all of the rules, to keep the rest of their guards from all looking like fools.

"How could this have happened ?", Investigators will ask., " How could those two inmates complete such a task ?"
My story is over, just this left to say : You should Never say Never, and Have a Nice Day.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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