Written by walter

Wednesday, 24 June 2015

On a hill located south of Waterloo, in Belgium, stands a memorial statue of a lion called Lion's Mound, with 226 stairs. It was completed in 1826, eleven years after the Battle of Waterloo when Napoleon was defeated by the armies of the Seventh Coalition.

The victory for the Coalition very costly. Napoleon lost 25,000 men plus 9,000 PoWs. vs. 23000. Napoleon abandoned his defeated army and went back to Paris. He was eventually exiled to the island of Saint Helena in the Atlantic Ocean. He died on 5 May 1821.

As an example, the uniform of the Napoleonic light cavalry or hussars was extensively adorned: a short fur-edged jacket slung over one shoulder like a cape, and fastened with a cord under which was worn a decorated tunic. Their saddles were covered with decorated saddlecloth over which there was a sheepskin. The uniforms of other armies fighting Napoleon were also decorated. They were the armies of the civilized world,
getting killed for stupidity of some vindictive individuals.

Today, we can not compare ISIS, Syrian soldiers or Iraqi soldiers or their allies with any army of the past? They are a ragtag fighting force that smell as a decomposed coyote left in the hot deserts for days, all smelling of Stone Age ideology. While resting behind shattered concrete slabs, they defecate, like millions of their fellow men in the Sahara; they are deprived of the luxury of pebbles to wipe their abhorring bottoms as there are no pebbles left after the shelling or barrel bombing. They can only reach for sharp shrapnel or concrete debris. They are even less than a cat or dog when speaking of relieving.

These sub humans stop eating and drinking for 19 hours, from 2 a.m. till 2100, pulling their triggers in the hot sun, or walking or running while doing penal labor to kill or to earn less than $1 per hour. How far natural dopamine or cortisol can protect their kidneys or dehydrated brain is hard to tell. What kind of animals are they? I believe their baseness is tantamount to the greed of the businessmen of the industrialized world.

What goes on in their underdeveloped brain is hard to tell. However, we know they are promised several females provided they get killed or kill other people of different ideologies. Most of the sub humans have never seen a female proper except jennies; of course, before the abduction of females of Yezidis in Iraq, a year ego.

Just imagine how paradise or heaven looks like with these sub humans relaxing on beds placed next to a river in which these martyrs frequently spit or urinate. Will they wash their parched bruised bottoms in this promised river bestowed upon them after killing dozens of people__ children and female shoppers or thousands of coward conscripts, enlisted men and officers who put their foolish hands in the air in the hope of being pardoned by savages who kill their prisoners in the first place?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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