This epic film, titled "Tanks for the Memory" is based on the invasion of Iraq by America. Its original title "It'll all Blow Over" was lobbied against by Irish political party Sinn Fein as "inappropriate" and "likely to cause unfair attention to our political mandate at home".
The party's lawyers Schillings of London threatened court action on the basis that "unintended associations between the title and our clients could be misleading and are totally unsubstantiated, unfounded and untrue". So, it was changed.
As you may recall, the Iraq mission of 2003 was to "disarm Iraq of weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people". (George W. Bush)".
Since it began, it has cost in excess of half a million lives. The film however is what really counts.
Saddham Hussein will be played by Will Smith.
President George W. Bush is played by Bart Simpson.
Secretary of State Colin Powell is to be played by Mrs. Simpson.
Tony Blair is played by Boy George.
"Freed Iraqi People" will be played by Martin Sheen.
The House of Commons "opposition to the war" is played by the Suffolk Prize Cattle and Sheep Troupe.
"American Media" is played by Lucifer.
"British Media" is played by Son-of-Lucifer.
The "Transition to Democracy in Iraq" dance sequel is to be performed by the Royal Ballet Company, choreographed by Cherie Blair and is said to have been inspired by the couple's recent visit to Bohemian Grove for the annual orgy.
The theme song "Pre-Emptive" is written and performed by the Rolling Stones and based on a concept suggested by Gary Glitter from his cell in Wandsworth Prison.
Experts predict that there will be no contest for "Tanks for the Memories" in next year's Oscars... unless alleged opposition is put forward by other alleged films in an alleged bid to upstage it, allegedly.