Written by Dick Sheerer

Thursday, 11 June 2015

The ACA is a cruel hoax disguised as a humanitarian gesture. It was sold as a merciful social policy but in reality it is a diabolical scheme that's paramount to institutionalized genocide. Insurance corporations bribed Congress to make universal coverage mandatory. So now perfectly healthy people are forced to pay for insurance they don't need. Since the insurers fiduciary obligation to enrich shareholders conflicts with covering healthcare costs, poor people who get free treatment will be lured into clinics and murdered by their doctors just to cull them from the system and cut costs.

So republican politicians pretend to be on the side of resentful healthy folks whose premiums pay for unhealthy poor folks who don't have to pay a dime. And the democrats profess to be on the side of the poor uninsured masses. While both parties conspired to pass the ACA as a cynical ploy to circumvent widespread rioting over the sad state of society in general. They needed to quell dissent by offering citizens an ostensible bonus. But because lawmakers are lawyers not sociologists, they devised this evil trick of epic proportions that would become one of the greatest crimes against humanity.

Meanwhile they continue the charade of debate laughing all the way to the bank. To add insult to injury they make taxpayers cough up money to fund their own deluxe health insurance plan. This abuse of power is just another perk of their job, which they gave themselves. So they don't give a damn about the healthcare costs of anyone else.In fact they wish that most of their constituents would just drop dead. It's no coincidence that hospitals are the 3rd leading cause of death, with about 400,000 deaths a year, according to a new study in the Journal of Patient Safety.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!
Topics: care
More by this writer
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Related Stories...




Go to top
49 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more