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Saturday, 23 May 2015

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DAYTON, OH - George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".

The first list that George Carlin made was presented in his 1972 monologue "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television". The words are: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

Kelly Carlin's revised list includes 42 words you can never say on television:

1) Shit
2) Piss
3) Fuck
4) Cunt
5) Cocksucker
6) Motherfucker
7) Tits
8) Guys
9) Manpower
10) Freshman
11) Secretary
12) Tomboy
13) Homeless
14) Rich
15) Poor
16) Fat
17) Skinny
18) Blind
19) Dumb
20) Retarded
21) Crazy
22) Lazy
23) Special
24) Dwarf
25) Midget
26) Victim
27) Negro
28) Caucasian
29) American
30) Arab
31) Foreign
32) Illegal
33) Oriental
34) Indian
35) Homosexual
36) Stewardess
37) Policeman
38) Foreman
39) Boys
40) Girls
41) Mothering
42) Fathering

Kelly plans to revise the list soon and will entitle it "The Seven Words You Can Say on Television".

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