Written by Philip McArthur

Saturday, 25 April 2015

image for Milliband Keynote Speech to Toon Town This wouldn't happen under a Labour government!

Friends… I…I…what I want to say is this…that while I was travelling around the country…I…I met a girl…a girl called Mary… and Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow …and what I want to say is this…that…that everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go.

(Pause for applause)

And then I met a man, a…a… man called Humpty…a man called Humpty Dumpty… And, friends, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall…And friends, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… And friends…all the Kings horses and all the Kings men could NOT put Humpty back together again…

But, friends, what I say is this…we're better than that… we're better than that…as a nation we're better than that…

Friends, under the next Labour Government and with me as Prime Minister…Humpty Dumpty would be put back together again!

(Rapturous Applause)

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