QM-NewsCorpse stringers have hacked into the Feds' data base and decoded anagram files of leading White House names.
The following is a selection of latest codes which the Bureau uses in secret communications.
If your name isn't on the list it's because probably you aren't important enough - or have already slipped the Director a fat wedge of greenbacks:
Lynch** harlot in mid-oral = Hillary Rodham Clinton
Vagrant witch's spicy groin = Vast right wing conspiracy
Fall for sin, jilt nice women = William Jefferson Clinton
Oh No! Abnormal imbeciles = Michelle Robinson Obama
Libido labels = Bill de Blasio
Cynical charmer = Chirlane McCray
Aha! Bubonic ass karma = Barack Hussain Obama
Enchants my slick evil zone = Chelsea Clinton Mezvinsky
Enthral deprave son = Reverend Al Sharpton
Oversight on richer rice = Governor Chris Christie
Inspire ended objective = Vice President Joe Biden
**NO relation to Loretta Lynch, new Justice Department head.