Written by queen mudder

Friday, 24 April 2015

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QM-NewsCorpse stringers have hacked into the Feds' data base and decoded anagram files of leading White House names.

The following is a selection of latest codes which the Bureau uses in secret communications.

If your name isn't on the list it's because probably you aren't important enough - or have already slipped the Director a fat wedge of greenbacks:

Lynch** harlot in mid-oral = Hillary Rodham Clinton

Vagrant witch's spicy groin = Vast right wing conspiracy

Fall for sin, jilt nice women = William Jefferson Clinton

Oh No! Abnormal imbeciles = Michelle Robinson Obama

Libido labels = Bill de Blasio

Cynical charmer = Chirlane McCray

Aha! Bubonic ass karma = Barack Hussain Obama

Enchants my slick evil zone = Chelsea Clinton Mezvinsky

Enthral deprave son = Reverend Al Sharpton

Oversight on richer rice = Governor Chris Christie

Inspire ended objective = Vice President Joe Biden

**NO relation to Loretta Lynch, new Justice Department head.

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