Written by Auntie Matter

Tuesday, 21 April 2015

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Here is a verbatim report from an article in a leading British Paper. We are not making this up. This is actually what it said:

"Sex scandal Labour grandee Lord Janner has been probed over ­allegations he was part of a ­Westminster paedophile ring.

The Met police spent six months investigating claims the peer - said to be too frail from dementia to be prosecuted - was a guest at London sex abuse parties." (www.mirror.co.uk. 22:39, 18 April 2015 By Mark Conrad)

Scotland Yard are said to be investigating links between Janner and other very old dementia friends dead and alive in the expectation that those who are really guilty and still engaged in their nefarious practices can be kept free from scrutiny.

Thespoof.com meanwhile has reissued an article by Auntie Matter that predicted just this eventuality.

In it British Bookmakers offer the following odds:

(5) One very old politician will be brought to trial but will be declared unfit to stand trial or maybe even die before he can give evidence. Then everybody can go home. 8/1.

Clever bookies! SO HATH IT COME TO PASS.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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