Written by Aaron David

Monday, 13 April 2015

The BBC has announced that the election debate on Thursday will borrow the format of the popular quiz show; "Eggheads". "Dickheads" (BBC1, Thursday, 8.00pm) will feature several themed rounds.
Round 1; "cliché repetition". Ed Miliband is odds-on favourite to win this with "world banking crisis" and "I hated Blair and Brown as much as you!"
Round 2; impassioned ideology. Natalie Bennett should win this except A. No-one will understand her accent and B. No-one will be listening.
Round 3; it's all Europe's fault. No prizes for guessing who will win this round unless he's stood outside the back door, smoking a tab and swilling a pint.
Round 4; the English are bastards. Go for it Nicola.
Round 5; we agree about the bastards thing but could we have more money please? Iechyd da.
By the way, why are the last two there when more than 90% can't vote for them?

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