Written by SPLINT

Sunday, 15 April 2007


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Just the other day I seen an article about Kylie's bikinis.

After a much long and very pleasing oggle of the pics, I came to realise that many years of beach going, the bikini has not changed at all.

Really there are only the bikini, the bikini, the thong to be different, topless which is the bikini without the top, so really the reality I came to is the only real thing to make a bikini different is the person in it.

There are those who should never wear one, you know who you are, those who just get away wearing one, those who look good in one, those who are great in one,then every once in awhile you get to see Kylie Minogue in one and realise that those who you thought looked great in a bikini just looked okay.

In theory I suppose what I am trying to say is, all the designs, patterns, colours and cuts what makes a bikini look perfect is the person wearing it. let me know if I am right or wrong. I am relying on you!

Thanks, splint.

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