Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 15 February 2015

image for Britain begs US to keep Boris Johnson! We don't want Bo Jo here!!!

CIA HQ in London has just received a newsflash from the Mayor's residence.

Boris Johnson kept his mouth shut for 1 second and only hot air came out, astonishing!

Star CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) snob reporter, Sir Cock of Roachford, infiltrated Bo Jo's boudoir through his pink coloured en-suite bog, and found him standing naked (not a pretty sight) in front of the mirror singing the US National Anthem, here his report:

"Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, better known as Bo Jo, has decided to give up his US nationality and become a Brit! In a final act of honour and debt (He still owes them thousands in tax!) towards the Yanks he stood naked in front of his huge mirror and sang the US national anthem whilst saluting! He then cross-dressed and put on his favourite gown, resembling a British Queen, in honour of Liz! Bo Jo is quite an eccentric mayor so we quite understand these extreme actions, gladly whilst riding his bike through the city, he dresses so Londoners do not have to endure the rather appalling sight of a 'B B B Bo Jo' (Bare Bottomed Biking Bo Jo!).

Many Londoners were asked what they think about arch conservative and true dark blue Brit, Bo Jo, becoming a Brit and the majority answered:

"Fuck off back to where you were born you aristocratic Yankee twat!"

Well that opinion is pretty comprehensive!

Queen Liz, David Cameron, Beckham and other true Brits were last seen rushing to the US Embassy hoping to get US Citizenship because just the thought of being the same as Bo Jo is just too much for anybody to take!"

We at CIA HQ have just hoisted the star spangled banner flag in honour of our great allies, the US, and are begging them to keep Bo Jo over there too!

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