1. I don't know why I'm here.
2. How do I know you are not crazier than me?
3. There is no such thing as the unconscious.
4. I'll pay you if I get cured.
5. Who was the crazier between Freud and Jung?
6. I don't want prescribed any drugs.
7. My daddy is a psychotherapist. That's why I'm here.
8. I think politicians should be psychologically tested before they stand for office so that people know they are not going to be governed by raving lunatics.
9. Maybe it's all in your head Doc?
10. Are there people in politics and the media who are dedicated to driving us all mad... or is it only crazy people who notice it?