Written by dave nelson

Monday, 2 February 2015

Well she has surfaced again and, with her Prosthetic-Eye Cam, has produced another amazing candid expose of a celebrity client. Here is her story.
Todd has always been known by the Eskimos in Northern Alaska as "igbkleouditi" which means 'Kinky Walrus' in Inuit. So I was not surprised to see him at my world renowned establishment.
Like most average folks, I have long wondered how a bright and seasoned politician like Senator McCain could hook up with the moron demagogue Sarah Palin and anoint her as his running mate which of course destroyed his candidacy. Americans can be stupid but not THAT stupid!
And like most Americans I always suspected that the old "Sex Bull" McCain might have just wanted to get in her pants and of course a quid pro quo was in order!
But when Todd, in a drunken moment, ranted on about how they had to abort the product of a Palin/McCain tryst - I was so shocked my prosthetic eye cam recorder almost fell out!
He talked about how he drove the fetus in his dog sled to a remote part of the tundra and left it on the ice to be eaten by a Polar Bear because Sarah told him she could deal with having retarded children but not a libtard like McCain.
I asked Todd if he was jealous and he replied: "C'mon she's been humping everything but The Seals up here for years - and I'm not sure about the seals!"

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