Written by Jaggedone

Saturday, 31 January 2015

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Dutch HQ of Jaggedone's CIA global army...

Exclusive interview with Queen Maxima of Holland!

Our Dutch star scumbag scandal reporter, Johann Crutch van Amsterdamned has infiltrated the royal palace in The Hague and forced Queen Maxima to give the following interview; she hates bugs!

"Queen Maxima how the fuck did you become queen of Holland"

Queen Maxima:

"I did 5 things and here they are;"

"Uno: I was a groupie at the 'joint' where Prins Willem frequented, The Bulldog coffee shop in Amsterdam, he went weak at the knees after several 'blow jobs' and could not refuse!

"Dos: Main criteria in joining the Dutch royal family was that my Argentinian family supported the evil Argentinian Generals who liquidated hundreds of thousands of dissidents, very important factor!

"Tres: Speaking fluent Dutch and knowing the double meaning of 'Blow job" in the language. To Blow is suck on a daily joint, part of Dutch culture, and To Blow, ask Prins Willem, he loves it, si, si!

"Quatro: Not inviting my papa to the wedding because having one ex-Nazi in the family was bad enough!

"Cinco: Last not least, Prins Willem and ex-queen, Beatrix, loved Evita and thought it would be important to have a replica version on the palace balcony, plus I had to learn to ride a bike!"

CIA super-star reporter, Johann Crutch van Amsterdamned, thanks Queen Maxima, "dankjewel," and scampers for the nearest drainhole before Willem enters her boudour and crushes him with his size 48 designer, expensive, hand made van Bommel shoes!

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