Written by dave nelson

Wednesday, 21 January 2015

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Senate Speaker Mitch McConnell speaking today, published verbatim.

The president and I should start "Straight Talking" with one another and cut the crap!

Look - everyone knows I'm a straight shooter - and so let's just cut the crap and have some conversations with each other that most Americans,and especially southern conservative can really relate to and understand!

For example - Barak -your proposals for helping the poor and middle-class sucks!

Now that says a hell of a lot more than some high falutin detailed - gobbeldeegook analysis of these key issues -Hell! Half the folks in my State of kentucky can hardly read!

The folks out there deserve to know EXACTLY what the situation is - in terms they can relate to!

For example - on Immigration - I would like to say - in "Straight Talk Express" lingo to Obama - Yo Obama - you are a wet back loving pussy with your bleeding heat liberal love of these pathetic folks!

Now -you see how unambiguous that answer is? Or - regarding abortion for example - How's this sound? --Hey Barak - maybe you think life begins whenever the fuck YOU think it does - but a lot of folks don't think that you are God - (most folks think God is white -heh! heh!)

Oh yeah - and about the racial thing! -if Obama wants to call me a white honky - go for it! -Shit - i'll just call him a fking chocolate Muslim and the air will be cleared once and for all -and we can put all that racial crapola behind us.

Elise Mandelbaum asked me earlier whether I draw the line anywhere with this vulgar straight talk? Yes - absolutely Elise! I will not call his wife a fat assed Mama! - And he should not call my wife - say - an old rich white trash honkey -or stuff like that.

Oh - and no goin after the physical stuff - like calling me Turtle face or about me looking like an old Klan member - or shit like that which could debases the tone of the debates.

And - I will not talk about his Chimpy ears and face (ooh --eeeee-aaa -heh!heh! ) - sorry couldn't resist that - but you get the idea Elise?

And maybe we should refrain from just plain name calliing -that's not issue related -like 'You are a skinny black douchebag Obama!

But I do think the public would like some of that - as it goes to the character of the man.

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