Senator Jim Inhofe falls through Thin Ice and Drowns near home in Oklahoma
Bible belting head of Energy he wrote an entire book calling global warming "the greatest hoax." -His wife said "I told him that lake was not freezing like it used to.
Sarah Palin found Drunk in Cheap Hotel with Two Eskimo Men
Sherrif Oonji Bata of the remote Eskimo Village on lake Anjikuni said "Local fisherman heard screams and when I arrived Mrs. Palin was drunk and naked and attacking two Eskimo men with a knife who said she frequently joins them there for sex parties but this time she took some kinda pills and went wild and tried to kill them.
Rush Limbaugh caught on open Mic "Thank God that Nigger will soon be out of the White House and back in Kenya! And pass me another fucking Oxycotin"
And so ends the career of the most vile on air demagogue since Father Charles Coughlin - Tea Party leaders said it was a stunt created by The White House BUT SOOOOOO SORRY!!!
More to follow - stay tuned!