Written by Al N.

Friday, 16 January 2015

image for Urban Legend Series: If the Shoe Fits, Wear It The former owner of these fitting shoes is now in Hell.

Part 1 of a new series! Every episode we will examine an old adage to see if it's true or just an urban legend.

This pilot episode has us examining the old adage "If the shoe fits, wear it."

To test this hypothesis we advertised for people to help test shoes. To no one's surprise the response was overwhelmingly female, overruling the planned Payless Shoes Expedition with one to Nieman Marcus.

Upon arrival and spending the entire season's budget on shoes, it was decided that if the shoe fits, it should be worn. Also, fitting exactly isn't as important as how the shoe looks on one's foot.

Next episode will investigate if having the wolf at the front door is always all that bad and we'll also be looking at wild wolf recipes.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: urban legend
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