Written by Ella Davide

Tuesday, 30 December 2014

1. Freeze Turkey Giblets , then promote as genuine WW1 Christmas Truce Football Match Interval Edwardian 'Comfits' or 'Fancies'.

2. Mix up any old rubbish lurking in your fridge , with some Fruits Rouges ( or tinned Raspberries) and label it: 'French and/or Italian Rustic Preserve.'..then decant into any glass pot, stick a label in French or Italian onto it....money for old rope, but make sure to sell ONLY to Home County or Shire - Based Farmer's Market.

3. Got an uneaten Trifle or Flan? Pack 'em up in a nice box, then slip on to a 'Tesco's Finest/Deluxe Shelf'..no - one will notice the difference, it's all nicely boxed crap anyway

Well, I hope this has given you some tips...Love..Maria Ribery

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