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Saturday, 7 April 2007

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In our Passover Special we mentioned that letters about sex and the holy days came from all religious traditions and so we have decided to follow up the inquiries from God's chosen with the queries we received from God's Sons Chosen People. Christians of every brand and trademark have flooded us with their sexsual concerns. Here is a small sampling:

Is exhibitionism the only way to honor Spy Wednesday?

Do you need 13 men and a large table to perform the "Maundy Thursday"? We usually have 15 at our "gatherings" and the tent doesn't hold a table. . .

Can a female transvestite wear a black Roman Catholic cassock after Ash Wednesday?

My lover can only reach orgasm after a 4 hour Holy saturday night Easter vigil service and I fall asleep during the endless bible readings. Please advise.

I have a Native American lover who insists that I give him a Rez-Erection every Easter Morn. Is this really a part of the Yaqui spiritual tradition? If so, is a buckskin teddy really required by tribal law?

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