Written by Ella Davide

Saturday, 27 December 2014

Many women forget to retrieve their cars when at the Boxing Day Sales.

Many of us get so addled and precoccupied , we forget we even HAD the car with us and start to hail a taxi , only to remember the SUV in the underground Car Park!!

Well here's some good news : No, it's NOT the Menopause and No , it's not an elaborate bid for attention from the local yummy Coppers, because we're looking for vicarious attention.

Doctor Louise Charlatan - Raeburn, of 'Clueless' Magazine says : 'Women are so busy thinking of their family's welfare and happiness, they forget their car's well - being!!'

Because they haven't breast - fed their car (naturally!), they find it hard to prioritize it's needs, as it is a machine , not a human.

More crucially, if it's a crap car, they don't really give sh.t about it.

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Topics: Cars, Sales, Women
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