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Sunday, 21 December 2014


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The founders of the Ottoman Empire or rather contemporary Turkey were descendants of Oguz tribe, or Turkmen, living in Central Asia, a clan of which was named Seljuqs. Seljuqs were a nomadic herding society, and therefore familiar with aggression and war. Naturally, the always-on-the move Seljuqs did not practice any form of known religions, but they did learn that rain was good, and were impressed by the shape-changing-hide-and-seek moon. Anyway, Seljuqs, in search of water and pasture, had to poke their nose anywhere.

It was around 985 A. D., or rather 364 years after the appearance of Islam, that the infidel Seljuqs discovered that their ordinary lifestyle, that is, raiding, raping, killing, plundering and taking away young females for reproduction and boys for sex could be divinely justified provided the victims were non-Muslims.

On the other hand, the Caliphate of Islam of the time, in Baghdad, Iraq, due to non-separation of state and religion, had already failed to function forcefully and the Caliph himself was rotten to the core and his ideology had lost momentum. Chaos was rampant. At such time, the Seljuqs emissary arrived in Baghdad, that is 985 A. D.

Having heard of Seljuqs arrival, the Caliph, probably Al-Ta'i (932 - 1003), profusely wetted his pants, but calmly listened to the speaker. Now, Caliph learned that Seljuqs practiced no religion and wished to become Muslim. A sigh of relief! Fine, fine. Why not. You're welcome. Condition? Simple. Dispatch one fifths of the booties to us: chattel, cattle, gold, pretty virgin females and ample butted under-puberty boys. That's all you need to do and consequently you'll get our divine blessings.

Before letting the emissary go, the Caliph inquired, "By the way, tell me how you got so quickly big? I see! You watched your poultry. Nice, nice. Any secret drugs or especial food to turn you on? Garlic! I see! So your divine role model is a rooster. We do the same here. Exactly you, too, consider females of 9 and above as good cultivable pieces of land. You, too, call the act digging a hole and forcibly planting the seed deep down and after nine months the 9-year-and 9-month female gives birth to a boy. Very clever. An you demand your boys to follow suit and help build the hierarchy of a powerful fearless warriors.

In the 11th century, Seljuk Turks moved into Anatolia, Turkey, and defeated the Byzantines at the Battle of Manzikert in 1071. Seljuk Sultanate ruled Anatolia, Turkey, until the Mongol invaded the entire area in 1243 and demolished the Seljuk rule.

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan of present Turkey is the 12th and current, Sultan, oops, President of Turkey. In 2001, he founded the AKP party. Wikipedia, "Erdoğan said in 2005, 'I'm a Georgian, my family is a Georgian family which migrated from Batumi to Rize. In a 2014 televised interview on the NTV news network, he said, 'You wouldn't believe the things they have said about me. They have said I am Georgian...they have said even uglier things - they have called me Armenian, but I am Turkish."

Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, the founder of the Republic of Turkey, died in1938, naively outlawed the Islamic polygamy, an innate tendency as old as the hills in Middle East and a corner stone of tyranny in the entire region including Turkey, which will probably soon be revoked by Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, the sword of Islam because we hear that nearly 187,000 women in Turkey are in polygamous marriages according to EurActive, 21/01/2011. The Guardian says, "He, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, claimed that Muslims discovered the Americas in the 12th century, nearly three centuries before Christopher Columbus."

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