Les Brains Asks:
Auntie Jean, I was dropped on my head by the midwife as a baby and consequently cannot make any decisions and have no moral fibre. I can't tell right from wrong , am dishonest and selfish and frequently accidentally wear my jacket inside out. I have an appointment with the Career Adviser at school tomorrow and would like to ask about a career. Which should I choose?
Auntie Jean Replies:
Hello Les, A political career is the right one for you. Choose the Conservatives if your school is Eton and the Lib Dems if your school is any other public one. If you are a Pleb you could try the Labour Party or police force.
I hope this helps.