Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 4 April 2007

image for When Bush Tried to Ground Little Nancy Pelosi Lil Nancy says to W:You're not the boss of me!

Bush told Little Nancy Pelosi that she would be grounded if she kept asking to go to Syria."I told Lil Nance that she was too new to go to a grown-up place like Syria" W told reporters, "I only allow big girls like my wife, I mean, Secretary Rice to go to places like Syria!"

Lil Nancy is reported to have told Big W to give himself comfort for the itch on his posterior: "He asked me where I was going. I told him out. He said out where. I shouted out, out!"

Bush: "I will not be spoken to like that, young lady!"

Lil Nancy: "I'll speak any way I want!"

Bush: "Not while you're living under my roof!"

Lil Nancy: "Then I'll move out!"

Bush: "Yeah?! Where will you go?!"

Lil Nancy: "I'll stay with friends. Pretty soon Hills or Bama will have a place of their own and then you won't be able to tell me anything!"

Bush: "Yeah, you wish!"

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