Since joining Twitter the former football player and now commentator Michael Owen has shared his insights into life. Find below some of the nuggets of interest-
It's Friday night! Think I might treat myself to a glass of water - I deserve it
Good to see out of some of the football matches played today, several of them had winners.
Football on later. Hopefully we'll see plenty of ball kicking activities during the allotted amount of time
Looking forward to the next time I have an excuse to look forward to something
Just went down to Halfords and bought myself curtain rails just in case the need for them ever arises in my lifetime
When will this weekend end? Can't wait to get back to work on Monday #hateweekends
Drive back from BT Sport studio is great, love being left alone with the friendly voices in my head
At dinner party and successfully managed to turn the conversation from politics to my goal against argentina at the World Cup #proudofmyself
Took the kids out to the garden and burnt all of our books. Never really seen the point in reading, waste of time. They should concentrate on their future careers as footballers.
No football on anywhere today so drove to Stoke City's ground and ran onto the empty pitch and played by myself
Merseyside derby ended with both teams on equal amount of goals which I fear can only mean one thing - a draw
Went to BT Sport headquarters to give my monthly bribe to them in order to keep my job as a mundane commentator with nothing interesting to add #naughtyboy
My favourite food? Easy - it's a tie between Chilli, lasagne and chips. Maybe we can settle it with a penalty shoot out
Sold my daughters MP3 player. Don't really get the point in singing. I've probably listened to about 3 songs in my life and got bored after about 30 seconds #hatemusic
Went to visit my friend Jamie today only to find he moved his family to Trinidad & Tobago 2 years ago #embarrassed
Not sure who to pick as man of the match in Manchester derby. Could all 22 players be given the award?
My favourite hobbies? Horses breeding, Paperclip collecting and sitting quietly
If Liverpool lose all of their matches this season then there is a chance they won't be champions
Just tried heroine for the first time. Don't really see the big deal
I think I have a drugs and/or gambling problem #momoneymoproblems