Written by Auntie Matter

Saturday, 2 August 2014

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A Badminton Club's committee in Clapham South London is outraged at its possible political connections. Lately, against stern opposition from "myriad sources", said its chairman Alex Batwood, "we decided to form a new committee. After all, none of us knew who these people were. They just appeared out of nowhere."

Set up earlier this year by The Young Group it seemingly had no idea of its parentage until the so-called Young Group sent administrators to teach "confidence" and "management skills" to the many young members who had gone there to learn badminton.

Night classes were then established to 'educate' ambitious badminton players how to be "leaders of men and women". Players were followed to their places of employment or schools where reps of the Young Group sought to persuade their overseers or bosses to adopt badminton as an exercise or recreation.

It now seems that The Young Group is an offshoot of United Purpose whose directives come from the European Parliament no less; and its aim is to destroy democracy or such benign remnants of it that now exist, entirely.

United Purpose in turn is a product of the Council for Foreign Relations and the Tavistock Institute whose dedicated aim is to establish the New World Order.

United Purpose was conceived of at the last Bilderberg Conference at Cophenagen 29th May 2014. It is the latest hybrid from its predecessor Common Purpose. And was set up to help with the administration of the former that has grown exponentially in the decade since it was founded.

Registered as a charity and the brainchild of ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair and several of his clones Common Purpose rapidly splintered into over a dozen different groups in the UK and thence to over a hundred or more subsidiaries in countries all over the world with titles such as The Battersea Knitting Society to The Arts for The Mentally Challenged of Lisbon, The Dublin Darts Club, Young Bikers of Los Angeles and The Tokyo Young Golfers Club, etc, etc, etc, to name but a tiny few.

All of these apparently are branches of the one organization Common Purpose and run by its board of directors, all of them Freemasons answerable only to Gordon Brown, Tony Blair and Pope Francis, although all three deny any involvement in it. These outfits target the young with advanced brain washing techniques based on linguistic neural programming. Few, if any of them, know their true origins.

The Common Purpose tree has many branches that in turn are forever sprouting more; and increasingly distancing themselves from the trunk that supports them and the roots that feed them. The feed comes from the ordinary taxpayers via Common Purpose implants in local councils and governments. Many of these branches are overseen by Blair associates. Their avowed aim is to eradicate all culture differences and ethnic history so that the New World Order can be set up with one world government, one currency, one religion.... and one army to enforce its will mnost of whose leaders will have been trained by Common Purpose or one its myriad branches.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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