Written by Auntie Jean

Friday, 18 July 2014

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Remember to respectfully treat other tourists who may have just come to Borth to quietly enjoy tranquil views of the famous peat bog and see the site of the well publicised recent bog fires.

Here are some dares to get the ball rolling:

1) REMOVE YOUR BRA WITHOUT TAKING YOUR TOP OFF
2) SING SANDRA DEE FROM GREASE
3) DRINK YOUR DRINK WITHOUT STOPPING
4) KISS EVERYONE IN THE GROUP
5) DANCE LIKE AN EGYPTIAN
6) RECITE THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS
7) LIE ON YOUR BACK AND COUNT TO 50
8) HOP ON ONE LEG FOR 30 SECONDS
9) SHOUT 'I AM A HORNY *****'
10) CON A MALE STRANGER INTO BUYING YOU A DRINK
11) ASK A FEMALE STRANGER FOR HER PHONE NUMBER OUT OF THE BLUE. DO NOT GIVE AN EXPLANATION

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