Written by J.S. Shaw

Wednesday, 16 July 2014

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It's obvious my uterus has seen a better day.
Too many years invested, in erotic sexual play.
Committed now to aging with grace its duty done.
A child carries on my name - a generation comes.

My sex life is a private matter, I care not to discuss.
Why Politicians think they speak ... for my uterus.
Men are lusty school boys - ask any Catholic wife.
If it wasn't for contraception, we'd be pregnant all our lives.

Let's start a revolution, take old-fashioned ideals to task.
Why believe archaic dogma, when it applies ONLY to the past?
We need an intervention - safe sex an honorable way.
To keep from getting pregnant in a progressive world today.

Why do zealots force-feed religion and make sex for singles cursed?
Force antiquated options - either abstinence or giving birth.
Why do Men earn adulation for fathering countless kids?
Forcing wives to breast feed from droopy painful tits.

Lay down your burden ladies, you no longer have to fear.
Every time a horny guy...whispers in your ear.
Hallelujah, Innovation. It's the Morning-After Pill.
Viagra may still control your man, but it won't have to make you ill.

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