Written by D P Whitehead

Saturday, 22 March 2014

A Twat wishes his postman would ring once! Many a time A Twat have missed letters and packages because he is too LAZY to ring the doorbell...and he hates A Twat's pack of rottweilers that A Twat allows to roam around in A Twat's yard.

A Twat suggests that A Twat's postman read this book and consider ringing at least once in future!

A Twat liked this book and A Twat has today decided to refer to himself in the third person.

A Twat hopes that you do not find this annoying, but quite frankly, he doesn't give a damn.

A Twat. Book Reviewer.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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