Written by D P Whitehead

Wednesday, 12 March 2014

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What the hell?

Absolutely awful book.

The main character performed NO magic, made nothing vanish and there was NO mention of his award winning and long running Las Vegas show.

I feel cheated. I was expecting a nasty looking character, covered in make-up, pretending not to be gay, prancing around conjuring things.

What did I get?

Some whiny story about blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.


That said I did enjoy the fact that there was no mention of Claudia Schiffer. So I guess that was one plus, in an otherwise disappointing read.

If you reading this Mr. Dickens, may I suggest the next time you write about a popular magician you do some research?

A Twat. Book Reviewer.

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