Written by D P Whitehead

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

A HUNDRED times better than Breakfast at IHOP, Breakfast at Denny's and the ill-advised Breakfast at Waffle House ( the one of the I-95 near Brunswick, GA) - Really? A grumpy waitress, overcooked eggs, and my waffle had certainly seen better days!

Also, the bathroom was filthy, a message to the toilet pig...please flush!

I would recommend Breakfast at Tiffany's over all these other places, quite pricey. Obviously, if you are on a budget I would recommend a breakfast burrito from McDonald's, or, better still, skip breakfast, and maybe have some fruit.

That all said, and not to detract from Breakfast At Tiffany's, I would recommend the cornflakes.

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