Written by Wumf

Tuesday, 18 February 2014

image for Rock and Roll Band Names That (Thankfully) Never Got Used Musician agonizing over band name

1. The Centipedes

2. Blackboard and the Nails

3. Cillia and the Phlegms

4. Joe Plaque and the Arteries

5. The Wheres

6. The Whens

7. The Whys

8. The Raisinettes

9. Boney and The Mastoids

10. Old Tuna

11. Icy and the Broken Hips

12. Arafat and the Jordanaires

13. Scud Missiles

14. The Rotten Mastodons

15. Orca Dinner

16. Stubby Toe and the Bruisers

17. Hairy Sink and the Stoppers

18. Poin and the Dexters

19. Bootsie and the Kitten Tails

20. Pop and the Weasels

21. Nail Fungus

22. Acne Road

23. The Floating Perch

24. The Cow Pie-Sills

25. The Chicken Lips

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