Written by Wumf

Thursday, 13 February 2014

image for 25 Gifts Not to Give Your Wife (or Girlfriend) this Valentine's Day "Do you like your gift, honey?" he asks.

Men, for your protection, the Editors have compiled a list of what not to give your wife or girl friend this Valentine's Day:

1.radar detector

2. leaf blower

3. hammock

4. ice fishing equipment

5. garbage disposal

6. vacuum cleaner

7. socket set or other tools

8. rat rod

9. pontoon boat

10. hip waders

11. sling shot

12. gift certificate to Cabela's Outdoor Shops

13. gift certificate to Bass Pro Fishing Shops

14. tickets to World Wide Wrestling matches

15. duck call

16. beef jerky

17. chewing tobacco

18. spittoon

19. full body camouflage outfit

20. punching bag

21. side of beef

22. hunting dog

23. 1000 Ways to Cook Venison cookbook

24. snuff

25. moustache wax

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