Written by Wumf

Monday, 10 February 2014

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Naming babies can be such great fun for parents, especially new parents. However, the editors have brainstormed some names you probably should think twice about before using:

1. Constantinople

2. Hitler

3. Pepe Le Pew

4. Mayonnaise

5. Atilla

6. Yoda

7. Genghis

8. Jezebel

9. Snow

10. Ice

11. Velvetta

12. Capone

13. Salome

14. Judas

15. Mr. T

16. Bonnie & Clyde (for twin babies)

17. Boris & Natasha (for twin babies)

18. Pickles

19. Nero

20. Cher

21. Bon Qui Qui

22. Velveeta

23. Gilligan

24. Cain

25. Daffy

26. Alfalfa

27. Porky

28. Buckwheat

29. Rasputin

30. Kilroy

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Topics: 10 Things, Kids, Names
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