Written by Wumf

Saturday, 8 February 2014

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Vehicle names for new car models can make or break cars sales. Here are some names that never quite made it out of the boardroom.

1. Kia Cheeseweed

2. Mercury Maggot

3. Ford Fluffy

4. Dodge Ball

5. Volkswagon Vole

6. Lincoln Constipator

6. Kia Kale

7. Hyundai Hushpuppy

8. Ford Fart

9. Volkswagon Aardvark

10. Saturn Sloth

11. Pontiac Perspire

12. GMC Goldfish

13. Volvo Velociraptor

14. Toyota Tick

15. Buick Bumblebee

16. Mitishubishi Sushi

17. Mazda Monkey

18. Hyundai Hippo

19. Porsche Pester

20. Nissan Tsunami

21. FIAT Termite

22. Ford Wobble

23. Rolls Royce Rattler

24. Audi Saudi

25. Dodge Dice

26. Buick Bedbug

27. Mazda Marshmallow

28. Ford Exploder

29. Buick Buzzard

30. GMC Giggle

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Topics: 10 Things, Cars, Names
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