Written by Matt Birkenhauer

Thursday, 6 February 2014

image for America the Beautiful (in the Age of Trump) And crown thy Alt-Right brotherhood / From sea to shining sea!

“I don’t care, do u?” Message on Melania Trump’s jacket, when visiting the border.

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For people who are white,
For those who can speak English
And sometimes get it right!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy Aryan brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

O beautiful for xenophobes
Whose stern impassioned hate
Is clothed in hoods and clean white robes
In all those deep Red States!
America! America!
God build that border wall
To keep out all those brown-skinned folks
Who answer freedom’s call.

O beautiful for those who fight
To keep our country free
Of anyone who is not white
But still seek liberty!
America! America!
May God thy gold refine
To spend it on Trump’s properties
For every gain divine!

O beautiful for those who dream
Of freedom without tears
Your dreams are daily trashed with smears
On Fox News’ hateful shows!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy Aryan brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

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