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Sunday, 5 January 2014

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Following are the top ten books that you should never read to your children, especially at night or you will be up all night checking the closet and under the bed:

1. Where The Wild Things Grow By Eating Little Children!

2. Gangrene & Ham

3. The Very Hungry Giant Caterpillar!

4. The GoreAx!

5. Brown Bear, Brown Bear, Will You Eat Me Down There?

6. Harold & The Purple-Headed Peepee!

7. Everybody Poops, Including That Thing In Your Closet!

8. Oh, The Pieces You Will Go!

9. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Piranha!!

10. The Little Injun That Could..Scalp You Alive!

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