Some things happen every summer so get ready for the Summer of 2014 while you shiver this winter.
1. At least a dozen men will lose a nut while using a weed whacker.
2. 1000 more in the South will get ptomaine poisoning from leaving Possum Salad out in the sun too long.
3. Over 200 Wall Busters on a skate board.
4. At least 300 hundred will catch a thrown fishing hook through their upper lip. Five will leave it in as Cool.
5. Five percent will fall asleep while at the beach and wind up looking like lobsters for a month.
6. Hot Dog eating contest will be won by small guy or girl and beach area will resemble a Roman vomitorium.
7. At least 100 fat girls will fake drowning in front of hot lifeguard.
8. In Miami, over 1,000 Haitians will arrive on a raft.
9. Al Gore will appear at many places pointing at the sun and a thermometer he's carrying.
10. Over 10,000 males, 100 females will 'get lost' and wind up at a nudist colony.
Every Year, You Can Count on It!!