Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Thursday, 21 November 2013

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Dear Santa

I know that this year has been a troubling year and I have been less than well behaved. With that being said, I am trying to do better.

This year, I am not asking for "stuff". I was wondering if you could "throw me a bone" just before Thanksgiving, a sort of early Christmas present if you will.

Is there any chance that you can put in a good word and get me a position as one of your "representatives" at department stores or malls? I would really appreciate a reference.

By all means, I do not want to tarnish your image, but I'm pretty sure that once I put on the old beard, boots, snowsuit and hat, nobody will recognize me. I promise it will be "mums the word." I mean what kind of crackhead would say . . . I mean err, umm, ok that might not be the best choice of words here.

Anyhow, if you can help me out, I'd appreciate it.

Rock on!


Rob Ford

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